Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
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niceshootingsweetheart: Can we just appreciate the fact that this is the first Olympics where every country has allowed female athletes to compete. That’s really amazing.
lady in the post but a freak in the tags
eating pizza in my huf socks by myself on tumblr. yeaaaaaaah fridayyyyyyyys
pamelabeesly: uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast
why cant i have creepy followers who ask me questions about everything